lauren-sees-stars:

ohyespleaseagainoncemore:

omw

You know you’ve hit rock bottom when Bitney Spears is worried about your breakdown.

(Source: miscarriage-sandwich)

stormafter:

blasianxbri:

this still cracks me up

i thought everybody already knew

pssh that’s what happened when BEYONCE didn’t win. not kanye. c’mon.

Do:

• find an apartment i love
• find full time work
• read
• write
• finish final credits
• get a pet/volunteer with animals/prisoners/books
• vacation/see julia
• make a study area in new apartment

Books:

• Mrs. Dalloway
• the Marriage Plot
• Beauty Queens

motheatendeerhead:

This is what we need reported more in the media-positive stories

(Source: lickypickystickyme)

alexleefitz:

Aaron Paul: Some people are still like, “Who’s in the body bags?”

Anna Gunn: And there’s conspiracy theories running wild.

Vince Gilligan: I was actually in the left body bag…

Betsy Brandt: Resting. Just resting!

Aaron Paul: Just sleeping.

RJ Mitte: …I bet that was a good nap.

Vince Gilligan: Rip Taylor was in the other bag.

- From the audio commentary on 2x13 ABQ

i love these

(Source: flomation)

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

BUT NOW YOURE INTERNET FAMOUS SO IT’S OKAY RIGHT

lameborghini:

girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)

^As a person in a vegetative state I find this offensive.

(Source: blackdiamond18)