“It’s a metaphor. You would pay me to hit her over the head with my umbrella INTELLECTUALLY.” —
holy hotdog, batman
this book is so good i have to take breaks to contain myself.
upon finishing "Anna Karenina"
- Frances: So? How was it?
- Sarah: I'm so upset. I can't wait to tell the internet about it.
- Frances: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Sarah: No. Seriously.